Sunday, 25 June 2017

Of all the Joints in the World...

Hi there,
Thanks for dropping in.
Can’t stop long - we overslept and have to head off for Day 3 soon!
My old bones are starting to creak now mind.
We been walking an average of 25,000 steps a day, 
which doesn’t count dancing!
Yesterday, at knackered o'clock, we sat down for a cup of tea and a slice of cake. Earle noticed an older lady in a light blue mac in the tent, and was just saying how he thought she looked really endearing and sweet. So I turned to check her out, and we both looked at each other and smiled. 
She came straight towards me, beaming from ear to ear.

“Fancy seeing you here!” she smiled, “You’re more famous to me than most of them on the stages!”

Can you believe it ?!?!? 
She absolutely made my day.

Meet Glyn

How charming she was too!

Highlights yesterday?
Jools Holland with Ruby Turner.
Solange (Beyoncé’s little sister) - very good.
Alison Moyet
Foo Fighters - bit loud for me...

Highlights today?
Ed Sheeran
Rag n Bone Man
Ruby Wax

One more day. It’s certainly quite an endurance test, 
but no rain and no mud! Hallelujah!

Hooking up with Leonie today for a brew. 
Been drinking a lot of tea! Fortifying stuff!

I’ve also developed an unpleasant rash.
On my face, Mildred! Behave!
Yeah, don’t start spreading a rumour that Barb’s picked up an unpleasant rash at Glastonbury!
Not sure what I’m allergic to. Could have been the Ostrich Burger, the Goan Fish Curry or the new shower gel I broke into.

Only the process of elimination will tell.
I’ll just avoid those three for starters, and forge ahead. 
Looks worse than it is. No itchy, no scratchy. 
Glyn didn’t notice.
And Dave still loves me.


Love & Hugs
Spotty Muldoon.

Saturday, 24 June 2017

Saturday - My word! They’re tall!!!!

Greetings from Glastonbury!
Thanks for popping in.
It’s great being in a different world for a week,
with Dave, Paul and Earle.

Blogging not easy though, because in this world there is next to no internet! But I really wanted to show you some of the quirky characters here!

Meet Gareth the Mighty.
He was brilliant. So funny!
Look him up.
His Facebook page is

And check out the old men carrying the mermaid and merman.
Fantastic costumes.

Check out these two!

All the artists get right into the act;
completely immersed in character.

And then they got really tall!

This impressed me muchly.
Bless these guys.
They were giving strollers parking tickets,
joshing with the kids and parents,
and having a blast xxxx

And the crows!
They were phenomenal!
Dave was stood with one for a photo, 
when suddenly the others swooped in, calling photo bomb!!

So, peace and happiness from Glastonbury...

Highlights yesterday?
Royal Blood, Future Islands Lianne La Havas,
the Silent Disco
and all the performing artists.

Ding Ding.
Round two.
Up and at ‘em on Day 2.
Highlights for us today?
Well, Foo Fighters, Solange, Katy Perry, KT Tunstall, 
Corinne Bailey Rae, The Jacksons...

Love & Hugs,

Friday, 23 June 2017

Meet you at the Chip Shop!!

Hi there!
Thanks for popping in!

All set for Glastonbury today!
Baby wipes. Tick.
Water. Tick.
Tickets. Tick.
I’ve even got a really lovely old hippy thing on, which I bought donkey’s ago, when I must have been either on a high or high back in the day, but have never dared wear before; and have even got a flower garland in my hair, which I bought here last year, but never had the nerve to put on.

What is wrong with me? Why so self conscious, eh?
Who gives a monkeys what I look like ??
And I remember last year seeing some real eye openers, so what the heck, hey! Let’s get into the Glasto groove for once!

Yesterday afternoon, once Paul and Earle had unpacked, 
we headed into town via the Tor on the hill.

As we climbed up and up, I suddenly heard the wonderful sounds of a saxophone wafting across on the breeze. 
My favourite instrument!
And sure enough, when we got to the top, there he was.

#amazing talent

So we listened to this guy for a while, who lives down in a nearby village (and who incidentally, was very, very talented), had a great conversation with him, and then strolled on down the other side to town.

And as we strolled,  I thought some...
he got dressed in his spiffing, whacky suit (which he bought in San Francisco) and Doc Martens, climbed to the top of the Tor with his sax, and played it, for himself and for anybody who cared to listen.
He wasn’t busking, or playing for money. No cap in sight.
And if he was, he picked a really bad spot!
Nope. He was playing for the love of it and because he can.

Oh! to have that confidence, to wear what you want, to go where you want and do what you want - and in an unassuming, modest, beautiful way.

But we were on a mission to meet our dear friends,
Wendy and Steve Thorburn, for award winning fish n chips!

Here we see the motley crew in the middle of the road...

It was super to hook up with these good people. 

So good of them to ride over to see us!
Cool, or what?

But now it’s time to catch the bus to the festival.
We like being day visitors, not immersed in it completely.
It’s nice to retreat, regroup and go again!
We won’t get back here before 1am, so I shall blog in the mornings and share my Glastonbury findings with you !!!

Love & Hugs,

Thursday, 22 June 2017

Grasp the Nettle

Hi there,
Thanks for popping in.

Am having a wonderful day today.
I knew it would be a good one, when I was still in bed at 10am, 
drinking tea and eating cashew nuts.
Lying in and not feeling guilty is indicative of being able to switch off ! Well, as much as I - doomed workaholic - can!

But there was a point this afternoon, when the noise in my head completely stopped. All the thoughts, forward planning and TV-traffic just vanished. It was magical.
Don’t know if you get me. It is very rare for me to be able to simply sit and stare, without a care. 

And at precisely that moment when there is an opening, a vacant gap, it seems that other fresh ideas, really cool ones, come flooding in. And off we go again!

We went for a walk through the woods earlier.
Dave went ahead of me and cleared the path, because it was pretty overgrown where we wandered off the beaten track. 

He simply took hold of the stingers and bent them back.
“Blimey!” I exclaimed, “don’t they sting you?”

“Not at all”, he replied.
“Grasp the nettle firmly, and carefully bend it back. 
It is more likely to sting you if you brush against it.” 

So this got me thinking about the analogy,
“Grasp the nettle”.

If you have a problem which is clearly unpleasant, and likely to get ugly, it is much better to tackle it full on with courage and confidence, than hesitantly and fearfully.

The thought of actually taking a stinger in your hand and bending it backwards is really not something most would relish.
But do you know what? Dave did this at every kissing gate and stile along the way, and didn’t get stung once. 
To coin an old phrase, the thought is often worse than the deed. 

PS. Always keep a dockleaf in your back pocket if you decide to try this!

Got to go.
Paul and Earle have just arrived!

Love & Hugs 

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Thinking about getting a tattoo done....

Hi there.
Greetings from Glastonbury!

Dave and I went up up up the hill to the Tor today.
It was beautiful and breezy up there on the top of the world...

But down here below, IT IS HOT!
Looking forward to a little rain which is forecast for later.

Maria was on TV today, with some spectacular and original artwork by our very talented  Mel Turner.

Earth, Fire and Water.


We made them in Groovi format too, because they are so exceptional.


click Here

The artwork is absolutely perfect for Glastonbury and this region.
The people here seem to embody that sense of nature and the elements. There are lots of tattoos on display here too, 
(lots of everything actually!)  
and I can see all 3 of these images as tattoos, can’t you?
If you were going to get a tattoo done, which one would you go for? And where would you have it?

Tell you what. Let me get some skin friendly ink....

Here are some of the beautiful samples that our Clarity Design Team rustled up to support Maria on TV. We never really get to show them off adequately in my humble opinion, so here is a little selection:

Dee Paramour - Stamped
Glynis Whitehead -Parchment

Josie Davidson - Parchment
Josie Davidson - Parchment
Linda Page - Parchment
Dee Paramour - Stamped
Dee Paramour - Stamped

It’s quite a mission uploading photos from Messenger in the middle of a field! So that’ll have to do.
Thanks to all the DT - both Groovi and Stampi - for all the lovely work!
But if I spend much more time blogging, then one has to wonder why I didn’t just stay at home!

But I really did want you to see these stamps and Groovi plates, and the artwork to show them off.
They are so totally Glastonbury and everything it represents here.

I look forward to having a play with them myself. 
Especially the Water Stamp, if I may say so.
But that may have as much to do with this heatwave as the artwork!
Time to go for a cold shower !

Love & Hugs

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Don’t look Ethel!!!

Hi there.
Thanks for popping in.
Hot, innit???
We walked into Glastonbury today, and boy! Was it sunny!
We were all walking on the shady side of the street 
and scantily clad.

Here we see one of the locals on his way to the office.

not quite sure where he keeps his spare change...


Glastonbury is pretty, special and different.

It’s the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year tomorrow.
So people from all over the world have converged on this little town - and not just for the festival, which starts in a couple of days time. Most of them are heading for Stone Henge, quite nearby, but plenty of them are meeting in Glastonbury at the Tor too.

We  skirted the bottom of the hill, 
because Dave wanted to drink the sacred water from the White Well healing springs, an ancient bathing pool and underground temple. Thought it might do his arthritis a bit of good.
It’s very dark in the temple, and it takes a while to adjust your eyes.
Now I don’t know whose eyes adjusted faster, mine or Dave’s, but I soon figured out that there were plenty of butt naked people having a dip and a sip! I didn’t know whether to sit down with them or beat a retreat! And did Dave have a drink?
YMBFJ! he exclaimed. “What, with all those armpits and body parts? Why would I start drinking somebody’s bath water?!”

So we trundled back up the hill to the campsite,
far away from the madding crowd.

It was a splendid day indeed.
If it weren’t so swelteringly hot, 
we might have even climbed to the top.
We did 16,000 steps as it was!
And I kept my kit on !!!!
And Dave. Typical farmer. Wouldn’t even wear shorts!

Love & hugs,

Monday, 19 June 2017

Let's define Glamping, shall we?

Hi there!
Thanks for joining us on our adventures this week.
This time last week, I was hanging out in a pretty swanky hotel in New York with Gracie.
Today we set off for Glastonbury in our Festivan!
Spent the morning packing and getting everything loaded in our little Glastowagon. I packed lots of lovely foody treats, and had a lovely meal lined up for this evening for us two little lovebirds: seared salmon and new potatoes under the stars. 
Candles ? Tick. Table cloth? Tick.
Dave had even bought an awning for the charabanc on E bay. 

The caravan hasn’t been out since its last outing to the mud bath that was Glastonbury last year!
Isn’t that a sad reflection of our über busy lives?
But hey ho! We are doing it again this year - and aren’t we lucky we can?!

We set off early afternoon, and made really good time.
Waved to Stonehenge in the distance, and kept on trucking.
It was 35  on the M25 !!!
That’s about 95 degrees Fahrenheit!

The games started when we arrived.
12V Battery brown bread. 
Fridge no worky.
Food swimmy in heaty.

The E-bay awning was really cheap according to skip diver Dave.
Wrong one though. About 2 foot too short.
Here we see Dave getting REALLY pissed off trying to make it fit.
Picture the scene. It’s about 7pm.
All the expert campers are sitting outside their caravans sipping rosé and having their supper. Are they watching TV? Why of course not! Watching us two clowns doing battle with this poxy awning must have been much more entertaining!

Suddenly Dave said,
“Right! I think we have had enough of this caper Darling,”
(Actually, that isn’t what he said, but I can’t repeat it,)
“let’s have some supper.”

So I got the blue and pink chairs out - his and hers -  which also haven’t been out of the bag since last year. 
“Dave, you get the pink one,” I said....  

So there we are.
Awning’s back in the boot.
Dave’s swearing at the gas cooker now.
Beginning to wish I hadn’t said I fancied a cuppa.
I think I’ll get the bed ready.

PS. Ask me if it’s hot in this caravan....

Love & hugs,

Sunday, 18 June 2017

A simple stencil step by step...

Hi there.
Thanks for popping in.
What a lovely sunny day it is!

I’m waiting till it cools down before I pack the caravan ready for our road trip tomorrow.

Thought I’d have a little inky session, a little down time,
 after all the excitement at the Open Days.

How about using one of those fab new stencils which Mel designed? There are 5 in the set.
You can get them individually, but they are all so lovely, it will be tricky to choose!

5 for the price of 4

Here’s something very handy if you are into your stencils.
It’s called Magnet-Kleber (German, pronounced Magnate Clayber)
Kleber = adhesive.

Apply it very lightly to the back of stencils, especially fine detailed ones, like this one.
Let it dry on the stencil and then position it where you want to use it. It will hold the stencil in place beautifully, on all surfaces.
You can use the stencil over and over again, and the sticky will stick.

I used a blending sponge to apply the adhesive to the stencil.

While it’s drying, let’s get the card ready. Clarity Stencil card is great, not least because it’s the same size as the 7x7 stencils.

Brush some Golden Turmeric Artistry ink onto the card with a stencil brush

Before you add any other colours, position the stencil on the card, sticky side down.
You will notice how it seals beautifully. Press it down well.
Add Wild Bilberry now. GREAT COLOUR!

Add another blue - Ocean Reef. Brush it in from the sides.

Place a piece of kitchen paper over the piece and spritz with water.

Roll a brayer over the paper towel to help it connect with the card.

Cor. Don’t you wish you’d used a piece of copy paper....

Remove the stencil

If you’ve got some sticky residue on the card, 
gently roll it off with your finger.

Add a great arty message.
I love this stamp.

That’s it. Very simple, very quick.
Very relaxing.

And after a rather frustrating little fashion show this morning, trying on last year’s shorts and summer dresses,
( which was anything BUT simple, quick or relaxing ).

Ah well. There are sure to be some pretty astounding sights at Glastonbury, so nobody’s going to notice my derriere - that’s for sure !!!
I remember last year was pretty extreme...

I mean - why do I worry ?????

Mud? What mud?
I am sooooo excited.
The weather looks to be magnificent, and just the fact that the ground is really dry before 200,000 invade the area,
we are set to have a much more pleasant time than last year.
My oh my.
We all deserved a bloody medal after that mentally muddy madness!

The famous £100 wellies. BEST investment ever!

So come on. Let’s have a caption for this one:
She says, He says....

Got to go.
Time to pack the caravan....

Love & hugs.